Okay, so this isn’t as funny as the life changing farts story (I literally thought I would die of asphyxiation I was laughing so hard at that one), but it’s still a great laugh. So, of course I had to share. This one was sent to me by my bestie, Yutonya. I’ll preface this by saying that I can empathize, but I can’t relate! I wear lightweight shapers because those heavy-duty things give me a stomach ache. I swear that they puncture kidneys!!
via Aiming Low
Saturday, the bf and I went to a friend’s wedding. Actually, we just went to the reception (I have to be honest, I didn’t even want to go) and had a great time.
What made it a great time? I looked great! Haha. Ok, not really. But I looked all nice and svelte. Smooth. One smooth operator.
What helped me achieve this new trim figure? Why, Spanx of course! You know, those spandex like apparatuses…apparati….uh…garments that take forever to climb into, but once you are in, they hold you in place like nobody’s business? Yeah, those.
Well, you know that’s not the end of the story. So, to find out how the rest of our writer’s evening went, click here. And … don’t pee your pants ;P!!
(Go to the link and read the rest of the story!!! THEN you’ll get it. LMBO!!!)
And, if you’re a fan of Spanx humor ;), here’s another: My Love/Hate Affair with Shapewear. But, be warned, the language isn’t as nice in this one. The pay-off is in the comments AFTER the post though! LOL!
The first time I wore Spanx was at a wedding. I told myself I was not going to use the bathroom under any circumstances but of course after a glass or three of champagne I really had to tinkle. Well I managed to get the contraption off but there was no way I was getting it back on. So I stuffed it into my clutch. An hour or so later, while on the dance floor, after jumping up and down, I realized I had no upper body support. My boobs were bouncing all around in my dress. I was mortified but the bride’s cousin was obviously entertained. Yikes!!! Spanx are evil!! Lol.
I cant’. I just can’t. I can’t wear any time of “girdle” They all hurt to me so I just let it all hang out lol
What in the world are YOU doing wearing shapewear? 😛