Okay … I got this e-mail from my sister this afternoon. A friend of hers forwarded it to her. I got home and just finished reading it a few minutes ago. O. M. GAWH. This may be the funniest thing that I’ve ever read. In my ENTIRE life. I couldn’t even finish reading it before I called my sister. In tears. Crying. Laughing so hard my stomach hurt. She could barely talk as she laughed describing how she was writhing with stomach pain and couldn’t breathe because she was laughing so hard when she read it. So, of course I had to share.
via HaHas for HooHas
Like everything in life, farts have a time and place. However, I never realized that in the wrong time and place, flatulence had enough power to alter my course in history. Well, it can if it’s the third date with the man of your dreams. And, if it makes his eyes burn. If God destined us to be together, I was one SBD away from foiling His plans (that’s “Silent But Deadly” for you prudes).
Read the rest here.
*whispering* Momma … I can’t breathe …
You’re welcome.
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Reblogged this on sepia days/purple nights and commented:
I read this on Hairscapades page on Facebook. This is the funniest damn thing I’ve ever read in a very long time. I mean, I had tears coming down my face. I couldn’t breathe from the hilarity!!! I’m glad she posted this because I need you all to please read this story from her post and click the link!
Bwahahahahahaha!!!!!!!
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That was hilarious! I didn’t think I would be able to finish it I was laughing so hard! The sad part is I’ve had days like that…damn chick fil a cookies and cream milkshakes lol
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I was in tears from the shear hilarious nature of this story. I almost couldn’t finish because I was laughing so hard. Thanks for sharing. Everyone needs a laugh till you cry type of experience from time to time.
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4:13 am in the morning my husband is sound asleep and I am laughing hysterically. I cant breathe, my side hurts and the bed is shaking because I’m laughing so darn hard. My eyes feel swollen for tearing up so much…lmbo. THIS HAS TO BE THE FUNNIEST THING I’VE EVER READ. I literally had to stop every few seconds to breathe so that I would be able to finish up reading the rest of the post. I’m not sure if I’ve ever laughed this hard. Thank you soooooooooooo much for sharing :))))
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omg …. this was some funny ish , I was laughing so hard in my cube my coworkers thought some had died. I was laughing and crying at the same time.
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ME TOOOOOO! I was soooo done at work! I was crying so hard my boss came over and read it! Needless to say she was crying too ha ha ha
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In my later days of pregnancy, I have a hard time differentiating gas pains from labor. If no fart comes out, I know it’s time to go to the hospital.
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Too funny! I had to share it on FB.
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Hilarious! We’ve all been there.
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Lol! As soon as I read, “OMG, I can taste it!” I was done! I literally burst out laughing!
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Oh oh oh – my sides hurt so badly! Make it stop! This was too d@mned funny! Thanks for sharing!
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i almost DIED. I’ve set this article to everyone i know. i can not stop laughing!
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OMG!! My family thought that I’d finally gone completely over the age when I read this. I laughed so hard I nearly peed my pants!! HILARIOUS!!!!!!
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Thank You for sharing this! I just posted it on my FB wall. When I tell you I had to muffle my guffaws in the pillow!!! I haven’t laughed this hard in a looOoong time! Whooo…! I had to keep stoping as I read because the tears were clouding my vision! And when I finally finished it I had to go blow my nose. Oh, and my sides ache from laughing – now that’s a good kinda hurt! I cannot WAIT to share this with my mother!!!
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LOL!! I shared this with my co-workers. We were laughing all day! It really is probably the funniest thing that I’ve ever read in my life!
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OMG, I was screaming with laughter just now! My husband was glancing over at me like he thought I was being murdered or something….oh, my stomach hurts….
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