Last time on Hairscapades …
Our heroine arrived home to learn of an MB … Missing Bow. The subject had vanished from her Dollar Store Haul headband.
The following day, she returns to the scene of the crime.
And now, we continue the adventures of Hairscapades and:
The Missing Bow That Used to Love Her
9 a.m. January 4, 2011: Our heroine issues an APB for her big, brown bow via e-mail to all of her staff, including remote locations (it was a distribution list!). The bow remains frustratingly elusive. The APB garnered a few comical reply e-mails though.
12:30 p.m. January 5, 2011: Our heroine is still dismayed by her apparent loss, but has decided that she must move on with her life. However, what’s this? An odd-shaped interoffice envelope is in her inbox? She opens the envelope with hopeful anticipation, casually noting that the name and address of the sender are conspicuously absent. Inside? A very large, burgundy (not brown) bow. She sighs in disappointment. Alas, this is not her MB. Our heroine’s colleague and friend, who had lollygagged about, begins to knowingly snicker. She knows the identity of the anonymous sender and spills the beans like a drunk cowboy. But, our heroine simply chuckles … because, you know, when life hands you lemons …